A coworker the other day offered me some of the fish she brought. I was just like "nope" because :im-vegan: and left it at that. She proceeded to do this for like a minute straight, interspersed with "oh, that's so good" and "wow, you're missing out" while I completely ignored her. She then specifically addressed me like "didn't you hear me?" and I had to go "lady I think you're committing a horrific crime against nature right now, at least leave me out of it" and she acted like I was the unreasonable one