Jesus christ dude it's just a burger, stop moaning :volcel-kamala:

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    put tasty food in microwave

    microwave goes "MMMMMMMMMM"

    total silence from you

    put tasty food in me

    me goes "MMMMMMMMMMMMM"

    you: shut up nerd

    such is the hypocrisy of man

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Fun fact, not many people know this, if you can gobble even slightly convincingly wild turkeys will gobble back. Eventually they will accept you as their leader.

  • AtomicBeans [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    This the gym grunting thing all over again.

    I will scream in ecstasy with an ahegao face EVERY SINGLE TIME I taste chicken tenders.

  • jabrd [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Hahahahahaha you can’t stop me :hahaha:

  • booty [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    A coworker the other day offered me some of the fish she brought. I was just like "nope" because :im-vegan: and left it at that. She proceeded to do this for like a minute straight, interspersed with "oh, that's so good" and "wow, you're missing out" while I completely ignored her. She then specifically addressed me like "didn't you hear me?" and I had to go "lady I think you're committing a horrific crime against nature right now, at least leave me out of it" and she acted like I was the unreasonable one

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    People who make mmm sounds when they suck my dick are weird, change my mind.

    Jesus christ dude it's just my dick, stop moaning.

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    How will i let other dsa pmc karens in the pod know that im enjoying my bugmeat treat?

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I'm going to keep enjoying food and you can't stop me. It's one of the few pleasures I have so damn right I'm going to enjoy it to the fullest