This is funny in an "god damn it" kind of way.
"We spent a week trying to turn a stray weather balloon in to a major international incident and then when we called them they didn't even pick up?!"
I can't imagine how frustrating it must be trying to conduct diplomacy with this kind of childish idiocy.
I remember reading somewhere that CPC officials don't read contemporary American authors talking about America with the exception of Lasch's culture of narcissism.