Chips, packet (ready salted, salt and vinegar or chicken flavour) = NOT WOKE

Chips, packet (all other flavours) = WOKE

Chocolate, Whittaker’s Miraka Kirīmi = WOKE

Chocolate, other = NOT WOKE

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    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
      ·
      5 months ago

      The funniest thing is that he tried starting the war by punching against sushi, which even most kiwi boomers enjoy by this point.

      Like trying to launch an invasive species eradication campaign by strangling a puppy.

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
        ·
        5 months ago

        strangling a puppy.

        I believe Americans have politicians with experience in such actions. Perhaps he's taking a page out of their book.