Making anglo North Americans even more paranoid and racist, getting them hyped for a war with China? Distract people from actually terrible things like the poisoned town in Ohio, increasing effects of climate change, our bleak present and even bleaker future? Is China just trolling the US and Canada? Aliens? What is going on lol

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I swear, if the yanquis aren't over their balloonphobia by November, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is gonna be fucking wild with the F-22s strafing everybody.

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        If he's in his WWI ace getup and piloting the doghouse, he might have a fighting chance. Just have to outmaneuver them for long enough that the pilots die of Raptor Cough because of all the asbestos composite dust being pumped into their oxygen masks.