Who the hell thought it was okay to show a minute and a half of nikacado avocado shoving food down his throat while french kissing his colombian boyfriend shirtless? That shit was gross. I nearly threw up when they started pouring chocolate on him. No one at the party I was at were able to eat after seeing it. How much food did they waste in that commercial, they roasted a whole cow, or what about that cake he bursted out of? None of that looked fake, they were eating it.

I’m struggling with the question of who to blame for this disgusting work of advertisement.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    If I accidentally absorbed the brand name, I immediately start mangling it in my head Sbubby-style so it can't take root.

    "Heh, Toyoffal, they make electric scooters outta guts"