Boy: I see this as an absolute win
Elon Musk: Stonks
Rick Sanchez: I can prove it with science
Aliens: This is why we don't visit you
C3PO: Oh my
Penguins: Smile and wave
Archer: Epic!
Car guy: Ker-chow
Sheldon: Bazinga
Peter Griffin: Holy crap
Simpsons: D'oh
Mario Mario: Yahoo
OB-1: Hello there
Grevious: Another fine addition to my collection
Chess guy: Outstanding move
Master Shake: (He would say something funny)
Batman: Swear to me!
Mysterio: Now this is an avengers level threat
Drive guy: I drive
Anakin: I hate sand
2B: Glory to mankind
Top guy: My genius is almost astounding
The Rock: can you smell what the rock is cooking?
Pewdie Pie: Brofist
Freddy: five nights
Ace Attorney: OBJECTION!
Squidward: Erm, what the sigma?
Aardman pirate: Yes, but actually no
Adam: Um, actually
Leonidis: SPARTA
Me: ...cringe
congrats, m'[none/use name]y, you have won the comm for the day