Boy: I see this as an absolute win

Elon Musk: Stonks

Rick Sanchez: I can prove it with science

Aliens: This is why we don't visit you

C3PO: Oh my

Penguins: Smile and wave

Archer: Epic!

Car guy: Ker-chow

Sheldon: Bazinga

Peter Griffin: Holy crap

Simpsons: D'oh

Mario Mario: Yahoo

OB-1: Hello there

Grevious: Another fine addition to my collection

Chess guy: Outstanding move

Master Shake: (He would say something funny)

Batman: Swear to me!

Mysterio: Now this is an avengers level threat

Drive guy: I drive

Anakin: I hate sand

2B: Glory to mankind

Top guy: My genius is almost astounding

The Rock: can you smell what the rock is cooking?

Pewdie Pie: Brofist

Freddy: five nights

Ace Attorney: OBJECTION!

Squidward: Erm, what the sigma?

Aardman pirate: Yes, but actually no

Adam: Um, actually

Leonidis: SPARTA

Me: ...cringe