Ask God for forgiveness, confess belief in Jesus Christ, and accept him as Lord and Savior. Saying a salvation prayer is the first step in your relationship with God.

Repent and say the following:

Dear Lord, I admit that I am a sinner. I have done many things that don’t please you. I have lived my life for myself only. I am sorry, and I repent. I ask you to forgive me. I believe that you died on the cross for me, to save me. You did what I could not do for myself. I come to you now and ask you to take control of my life; I give it to you. From this day forward, help me to live every day for you and in a way that pleases you. I love you, Lord, and I thank you that I will spend all eternity with you. Amen.

I have also crafted a special prayer to help Stalinists regain favor with god:

Dear Lord, Please forgive my wicked ways. I gave into temptation. I coveted my neighbors possessions. I confess to this sin. I renounce the false religion of communism and condem the false prophet, Karl Marx. Amen.

  • Wertheimer [any]
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    2 years ago

    Nice bit to name yourself after a prosperity gospel ghoul and say it's the communists who are covetous. Well played.

    During the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020, Copeland claimed that the pandemic had ended or would soon end and that his followers would be healed from the virus. He stated that followers should continue paying tithes if they lost their jobs in the economic crisis that the pandemic caused.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Copeland