The R.I.K.E.R system.
D - Demonstrate detachable organ
A - Arouse security officer
T - Tell her you are fully functional
A - Act cool after the deed
I can confirm all of this is accurate.
Also O'Brien likes to be punished and is a bratty sub.
You might think that, but he's a salt looking to unionise your polycule.
Just be extremely cool already
Act like you're the best (because you are)
Dunk on Julian (unrelated to other steps)
Zither, play one while in that medieval dress from the first time you meet Worf
Initiate par'Mach
Accept your lovers surrenderW - Wage warfare to demonstrate warrior prowess
O - Obtain prune juice
R - Rage at the fact that your mate does not respect Klingon traditions
F - Father your son by imposing said Klingon traditionsA STARTER STARSHIP!? THE USS TITAN IS A FINISHER STARSHIP! THE TRANSPORTER OF GODS, GOLDEN GODS!
