My mom thinks that Eleanor Roosevelt and Lyudmila Pavlichenko were secretly a couple.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    sure thing buddy. just stare at the screen flashing boobs, logos, burgers, and soda at you for 20-40 seconds with rapt, undivided attention and your finger on a button every 10 minutes all evening for a decade.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Zoomers will never know the thrill of trying to make out flashing, wildly distorted boobs on skinimax at 2am hoping your parents won't come downstairs, unless that's still a thing.