My mom thinks that Eleanor Roosevelt and Lyudmila Pavlichenko were secretly a couple.
I like 50% believe that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro’s illegitimate son
I don't care about any of the evidence to the contrary, it's my favourite theory. Plus added bonus of not being anti-Semitic like basically every other conspiracy theory
New York Post article (🤢) it’s a very silly theory and probably not true but it’s one of those ones that I think is funny and believing it does no harm lol
The basics are just that Justin Trudeau looks a lot like Fidel and that his parents were friends with Fidel
Actually Justin Trudeau is Thomas Sankara's son. All the blackface photos are just Trudeau without his makeup.
There's a lot to dislike about Trudeau but my biggest gripe is that he's just so fucking cringe. Dude wants so badly to be like Pierre but he doesn't have the balls to do anything Pierre would do. Hell, he didn't even give us legal weed the way Pierre would have.
If he really wanted to outdo Pierre, he'd be giving out free hrt and affirmation surgery nationwide and abandon the monarchy entirely.
The man we know as Tony Hawk is a CIA plant, tasked with making skateboarding cool with teenagers. Said teenagers injure themselves skateboarding, requiring prescriptions of opioid painkillers, thereby boosting sales for decades to come.
The real Tony Hawk died in 1982.
All the "hey, you look like tony hawk" stories he has are actually people catching on that something isn't quite right :stress:
in a different direction, skateboarding was invented to keep teenagers from doing drugs because too many white kids were getting arrested
What are you talking about? Skateboarding is a federal offense
Yeah, instead they break into places to potentially injure themselves. Smart move
That's the red herring, he's actually in the pocket Qunol and big turmeric
But how does this connect to Tony Hawk Pro Skater (the game) and Tommy T*llarico 🤔
It doesn't. The CIA knew better than to get Tommy involved because he would never shut up about it.
The CIA definitely faked the 900 tho. Think about it: do you know any skaters who can pull it off?
"Yeah, i work... I worked with the CIA... AND MY MOM IS REALLY PROUD OF IT!"
Blizzard commissioned a bunch of Overwatch porn in the run up to that game's release. The Internet has gotten horny for fictional characters many times - but the horniness for the OW cast was on a whole different level and the output of smut artists in that period boosted 3D animated porn from a niche of a niche to one of the most popular categories.
I'd believe this if only because it implies that Randy Pitchford heard about this and tried to replicated it for whatever his game that had the word "BADASS" all over it was called, but instead of paying anyone he just made a subreddit and tweeted about it like "Holy golly gee look what they are doing to our video game on the internet!".
Randy Pitchford's company made an Overwatch clone called Battleborn and there was an NSFW sub for it. Weirdly enough, he publicly tweets the direct link to the sub sometime during launch or after when popularity was already waning.
I don't think it's small, but MLK was definitely killed by the FBI and/or the CIA.
Yep. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyd_Jowers_trial
Jury found that "governmental agencies" were among the conspirators.
New world crops are like that because some Olmec dude discovered Mendelian inheritance.
A large variety of easy-to-cultivate and calorie-rich crops, and hot peppers.
Many of them selectively bred from wild precursors that are almost totally inedible.
It's one of the big questions about domestication; why did people thousands of years ago select plants that had very limited food potential for domestication? Like obviouslt they were right bc maize is amazing, but how did they know?
maize is amazing, but how did they know?
Then discovering / figuring out nixtamalization to evade pellagra. (Which the whites in the south were going crazy and dying from - this book I read said whites had worse diets - lacking key nutrients-than many enslaved people)
Actually, there's some evidence as to how ancient Americans discovered nixtamalization. Among pre-agricultural societies across the world, a common method of boiling water before the invention of earthenware was to dig a hole with the water, put a rock in a nearby fire, and drop the heated rock, called a pot boiler, into the water. What they discovered is that if you used limestone, which is common across the Americas, as a pot boiler, the resulting reaction between the heated limestone and water made limewater, providing the necessary alkaline environment for nixtamalization.
I believe the church of scientology infiltrated the IRS in the 70s.
The game Metal Gear Survive is made from salvaged code from an early build of Death Stranding.
Hunter S Thompson was an FBI informant.
Metal Gear Survive
There's a name I haven't heard in ages
I believe the church of scientology infiltrated the IRS in the 70s.
They did. But it's pretty wild they managed to do that and not any other government organization to keep the heat off them. Were they truly that brilliant and stupid at the same time?
I'm pretty sure lime disease is an escaped bio weapon.
In this case curse Plum Island near Lyme Connecticut and the likely nazi scientist working there.
Union salting. Union guy and "non-union" guy at a workplace agitate. "Non-union" guy feeds boss the names of anti-union workers as agitating for a union. The boss gets rid of them without telling them to reason and replaces them with a union guy. Eventually, workplace is riddled with union. Demands are made and met.
It is a conspiracy, but it's pretty minor and does sometimes happen. Also happens to be a conspiracy whose motivations I agree with.
fentanyl is disseminated into american cities by police informers & undercover operations, possibly with federal involvement, possibly independently. obviously not all of it but severely tainted waves of non-opiods that kill a bunch of people and raise a panic thereafter leading to an increase funding to the pigs? :the-pigs: i'm smelling bacon
Not to mention the feds poisoned barrels of alcohol during Prohibition. They've literally done this before
How would that be possible when cops start convulsing as soon as there's fentanyl nearby?
whole lot of CIA/MI-5 connected scions running record companies from like the 60s onwards
to clarify i made this up literally yesterday but i think it would be funny for someone to call pusha t a reaganite
It would also be funny to reply to "Modern art is a CIA op" posts with this take.
reminiscing on the classic twitter thread "90s NY Goons in Hip Hop" (wonder why op deleted 👀 )
certainly drug money in the mix, and we know all about CIA and the drug trade. idk about direct connections though
edit - ok i found a re-post of the thread on ktt forums lol https://www.kanyetothe.com/threads/dude-on-twitter-about-the-goons-of-90s-hip-hop-in-long-thread.6584258/
edit -lmao ok this pic of Obama with Jimmy Henchman looks so fake https://images.genius.com/b961ecfc1f39296b8be3324e61e2650b.778x499x1.jpg
Antivax as a movement was astroturfed by law firms looking to get rich(er) on legal action suing pharma companies for "vaccine damage" of children.
Like, you have Andrew Wakefield's initial autistic gastric distress study being funded by a cabal of big legal firms and a couple of legal actions that started pretty much immediately after it was published as if they already had their case ready and we're just waiting for the evidence to be created.
The court cases went nowhere because there wasn't sufficient popular consent around the belief that vaccines cause autism, despite the media blast at the time to convince parents of this lie.
The antivax movement has been growing since and now the cranks are everywhere so expect the people who tried to profit from manufactured illness before come crawling right back out of the woodwork.
i thought that the most suspect financial link with Wakefield was to a medical company marketing a different vaccine/vaccination schedule?
Wakefield did have ties to a company that packaged the MMR vaccines independently (which he claimed would not cause autism), but that company was created after his paper was released.
Meanwhile, in 2004 it was revealed that Wakefield was recieving a pay of £150 an hour (plus expenses) from a legal representative of JABS (an activist group that was pushing for vaccines as a cause of autism) to write the infamous antivax study.
In 2006 it was revealed he'd been paid a further fee of £435,643 as a lump sum by a different group of British lawyers shortly before he began work on the study.
The un-conspiracy thing with anti-vax is that Jenny McCarthy almost single handedly boosted it to national attention by talking publicly about abusing her autistic son. Her minor celebrity, dehumanization of her son, and some talk shows created one of the great public health disasters of the 21st century.
the DVR system of recording TV in the US where people "fast forward" through commercials is subliminal messaging forcing the viewer to watch images flashing with rapt attention to resume normal play at the first sign of their actual TV show.
watching someone use this system is like literally watching dystopian mind control occur in real time and it's perfect because the viewer believes they are the ones gaming the advertising system, refuse to consider the alternative, and frankly seem to turn into a complete dipshit with no media literacy over time.
I'm pleased to report subliminal messaging has never been proven effective in any context.
sure thing buddy. just stare at the screen flashing boobs, logos, burgers, and soda at you for 20-40 seconds with rapt, undivided attention and your finger on a button every 10 minutes all evening for a decade.
just stare at the screen flashing boobs
Well if you insist
Zoomers will never know the thrill of trying to make out flashing, wildly distorted boobs on skinimax at 2am hoping your parents won't come downstairs, unless that's still a thing.
i don't think its 'subliminal' if they're just watching sped up ads. seems idk, liminal? but its muted & too fast to read i think a lot of the ad's persuasive power is lost, i can't imagine advertisers prefer a system where half their work isn't reaching the customer
[Somebody turns] into a complete dipshit with no media literacy over time.
So that's how they did it!
An acquaintance of mine once "Infiltrated" the Masons and yeah ii's basically just a good old boys club that gets drunk a lot. They let basically of white cis male statue hang out, it's hardly a secret club.
It is a secret quasi government, but that's because it's where all the small business tyrants in town network and talk politics before they elect the biggest landlord in the country as county comissioner.
I don't know that I believe in it but there's a theory that Andrew WK doesn't actually exist.
It's a really fun theory. That apparently it's just always different people performing or doing interviews
I've read into this and the conclusion I've reached is Andrew WK is a real person who is doing an elaborate Andy Kaufman style bit to suggest he's not a real person, but rather a corporately owned character. He's doing a mysterious ARG about himself basically. I also think it's something he's doing for fun or artistic reasons, I don't think there's actual weird legal stuff going on. Also I kinda believe he wears a wig and/or facial prosthetics as part of his...pretending to be a character pretending to be a real person. I've seen videos of him in studio settings with a completely different look, like shorter hair and a different look to his face. He probably does this to make it seem like he's more than one person.
A former classmate of his recalls an instant where in an acting class the students were all talking about their ambitions for the future. Andrew WK said something like he wanted to "construct his own non-existence." Like it's his dream to leave a confused, almost mythical legacy.
the site dedicated to this theory is 404 now unfortunately http://what-happened-to-awk.weebly.com/awk%20--%20steev-mike-the-basics.html
this piece covers it well though https://www.stereogum.com/2015589/andrew-wk-steev-mike/columns/sounding-board/
edit - found this other site is still up http://truthaboutandrewwk.blogspot.com/?m=0
this one too http://awilkeskrier.homestead.com/
SORRY, THIS WEBSITE ONLY WORKS ON PC COMPUTERS!
WARNING: THIS SITE CONTAINS NUDITY
:gigachad-hd:
he just kinda fucked off in 2021 or 2022. Deleted all social media. I don't think Kat Dennings, who he had been dating, has posted him since then either. I think I might be with axont, I think it's a bit/art piece at this point
