You: just a tidy up. You know, a bit off the back and sides. It's been a while.

Barber: Bet, I've got you fam.

*proceeds to give you the same fucking fade he gives everyone else that comes in, regardless of what they ask for

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    where i live the men are men and the boys are men and sometimes alligators are men too