congressbaseballfan [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agoI’m sorry, what?imagemessage-square136 fedilinkarrow-up1100
arrow-up1100imageI’m sorry, what?congressbaseballfan [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agomessage-square136 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareGabbo [they/them]hexbear33·2 years agoIt's about damn time we commodified and marketed products to every aspect of our biological needs. I need to see this guy's shitting stack next link
minus-squareedge [he/him]hexbear7·edit-22 years ago @ringjob for poop tracking Nah, poop tracking is handled by Smart Pipe [CW: jokes about CSA]. link
minus-squareAryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]hexbear14·edit-22 years agoHe absolutely has a Squatty Potty and only the finest bidet. link
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear11·2 years agoOkay but bidets are good and everyone should have one. link
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]Mhexbear7·2 years agoSay "bespoke bidet" ten times fast link
It's about damn time we commodified and marketed products to every aspect of our biological needs. I need to see this guy's shitting stack next
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Nah, poop tracking is handled by Smart Pipe [CW: jokes about CSA].
He absolutely has a Squatty Potty and only the finest bidet.
Okay but bidets are good and everyone should have one.
Say "bespoke bidet" ten times fast