:ancap-good:

https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2023/02/25/volkswagen-says-company-requiring-payment-for-location-of-abducted-child-near-libertyville-was-serious-breach-of-policy/

The employee looked up the VIN and confirmed the vehicle could be tracked but declined to do it because the trial period for the software in the car had ended.

Can’t make this shit up