I want Jimmy Kimmel to hire the animators from the animation he played when Trump left the white house and make a clip of the statue of Liberty clap along to a parody song.
Everyone do the Pelosi Clap!
Clap Clap!
Clap Clap!
I want Stephen Colbert to come out dancing with drag queens in pant suits and bad wigs to clap and get the audience involved so they clap out of tune.
I wanna see Pete Buttigieg's high hopes as he lets another train derail.
I want Joe Brandon to make a cameo as he looks dead-eyed into the camera and makes a gaffe.
And I wish for all of this to be performed without a hint of irony on-screen.
I wish for this without irony.
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Libs tried so hard to say Pelosi was clapping sarcastically. And she went on mic to say just the opposite. And then libs tried to say she was doing 4D chess. Like chuds claimed about trump. Like libs with biden, and us with bernie.
These politicians have realized they can look at the camera like in the office and imply that they know exactly what they're doing.
And we nod like they're going to ever so anything. It's just weird, you know? They can get away with doing less than nothing.
Alligator clapping like a girlboss as the world descends to Armageddon
Biden falls out of an airplane riding an atom bomb backwards.
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