When I was a child, there was a kids clothing store called Children's Castle. It had turrets and looked kinda like a castle! So cool! Then I got just a little bit older and realized the turrets were just cosmetic and it was just a typical strip mall store with some nonsense going on at the top of the facade. Very disappointing. Anyway, the guy who built this apparently has the brain of a 5 year old, because this is basically the same thing, but an apartment building.