A train crashes and spills poison everywhere thanks to bipartisan deregulation.

"This wouldn't have happened if the Secretary of Transportion wasn't gay."

"I may be gay, sir, but at least I know what a slide rule is."

"The Secretary of Transportation claims to care about wokeness and yet he slanders the calculator industry, curious."

"I never intended to insult Texas Instruments with those remarks."

"The liberals are trying to cancel Texas Instruments for defying the woke agenda."

"The trumpsters are trying to cancel Texas Instruments for backing Mayor Pete."

"Math is communist and trans people are evil."

"Math isn't communist, it's socialist, and trans people aren't evil but they aren't great either."

"Secretary of TransporGAYtion Pete still hasn't apologized to Mr. Carlson for those 1984 level comments."

"Mayor Pete rode his bicycle down a hallway in response to Tucker Carlson's claims about Kamala Harris's sneakers."

By this point the poison from the train crash has reached the aquifer.

This is American politics, now and forever.