• MaoistLandlord [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    We have the best ships. The biggest ships. China would never - they just couldn't. The other day, an admiral came up - big man, very distinguished. The admiral, he said, "Sir, I think China has better guns. They have bigger guns, bigger ships. Very, very scary." I said, "Bullshit." They don't got any ships!

    [crowd laughs]

    Xi - friendly guy, the media is too scared to say, but he really is. No offense, Xi, but you use... Weejurs in chains to build your ships. We don't do that here. We have amazing builders working on our ships. The best. My father built things, too. He could design a navy ship if he was still here. Great man, great man.

    • familiar [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Weejurs

      Just a heads up I think we decided against doing this kinda thing in the past (although we all know what you mean buy it and idk if the mods are enforcing it and if you put an asterisk or something it might be fine anyway)