https://twitter.com/BlightyChap/status/1635615412074184704
Oh God, I just googled 'jellied eels'; no offense to Anglos, but like just why? That looks horrifying.
No faulting for the Pie and mash though (cause I love savory pies), but this is a complete joke.
Also, I'm currently working abroad in the Middle East, and guess what: ooooh noooooo, people have replaced Salam Aleikum with good morning and hey how's it going, and rice and hummus with big macs and fried chicken. I mean I haven't noticed the local population being put out by it but I've really been meaning to convince them that actually they're supposed to be really upset about it because some guy on the internet is throwing a wobbly about it.
Used to be a half a tuppence for a nice warm pint o' sloshers and a plate o' sludged lamprey blood mince pie. Now theyve gone n' put bloody cumin in the sausage rolls nearly killed me nan. Almost makes me shed a tear 'er majesty can't see we've gone up the apples and pears lads
oi me and the lads haven't had a good bowl of anglerfish brain pudding in a donkey's age, sall gone innit. I go into bluddy Tesco and am forced to purchase some rubbish called "spices."