• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "We're getting some pretty alarming reports about the Tesla app"

    :melon-musk: "What? Everything was perfect, I tested it on my personal Tesla and everything!"

    "Did you test it when there is more than one vehicle?"

    :side-eye-1: :side-eye-2:

  • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I'm beyond confused as to how that would possibly work at a technical level, and not have happened before.

    Maybe they pushed some kind of fucked update or.... I don't know, it seems like the most simple thing in the world to have device IDs (or presumably account IDs) tied to automobile IDs and check that. It is Tesla so absolutely not impossible, but maybe this is some kind of FUD by short sellers?

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      but maybe this is some kind of FUD by short sellers?

      Does Elmo really need any outside help with cratering Tesla stock? :sit-back-and-enjoy:

  • UlyssesT
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    2 months ago

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