https://twitter.com/upholdreality/status/1635639097065603079
:fidel-salute: standing ready to join the bolivian armed resistance to imperialism, sir!
Remember the Monroe Doctrine doesn't exist anymore, because now it's called the Southern Collaboration Strategy :amerikkka:
Two state secretaries of fallen empires struggling to manage a bureaucracy that's busy stripping the copper wiring out of the walls for individualist profit have decided to team up and take on a country that's already foiled one major coup attempt and is aligning with its neighbors to form a united front against future assaults.
Meanwhile, China has just released another weather balloon and we're scrambling every jet on the western coast to intercept it with extreme prejudice.
I think God keeps Henry Kissinger alive just so he's forced to stare at this shit in shame and horror.
'at least this time we're getting coup'd by a woman, that's real progress!'
