Two state secretaries of fallen empires struggling to manage a bureaucracy that's busy stripping the copper wiring out of the walls for individualist profit have decided to team up and take on a country that's already foiled one major coup attempt and is aligning with its neighbors to form a united front against future assaults.

Meanwhile, China has just released another weather balloon and we're scrambling every jet on the western coast to intercept it with extreme prejudice.

I think God keeps Henry Kissinger alive just so he's forced to stare at this shit in shame and horror.