I haven’t flown since 2018 but… cool

  • Wertheimer [any]
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    2 years ago

    A very CW: Suicide, but this reminded me of

    Resumé, by Dorothy Parker

    Razors pain you;

    Rivers are damp;

    Acids stain you;

    And drugs cause cramp.

    Guns aren’t lawful;

    Nooses give;

    Gas smells awful;

    You might as well live.