Some horrible tragedy is in the news, and in the comments someone's aunt goes
How terrible! I pray the victims' souls find peace in Heaven 🙏
Suddenly, atheist guy
You DELUDED FOOL, souls do not exist and there is no God or the afterlife. Try using more logic
The narwhal bacons at midnight!
:so-true:
Embarrassing fact: I bought an official reddit T-shirt featuring this image back in the peak Bacon Era (apparently it was through the XKCD store? Weird.). When I got it in the mail, I held it in my hands for a long moment, thought to myself "Jesus Christ this is embarassing...I can never be seen wearing this," and then shoved it into the back of a drawer. Even as a teenager I realized that shit was cringe, and I was already pretty cringe.
find the shirt and ritually burn it, a literal angel exiled by god will get their wings back
Lol I had an orangered envelope one
The hexbear tofus at midday(Moscow time)