Hi Hexers
I will be visiting the Big Apple, New Yawk, which is what Midwesterners call NYC despite not knowing the context for the nickname no one uses in the first place.
So far I have:
✅️ whistling and yelling TAXI at my ubers while looking at my invisible wristwatch holding a briefcase with nothing in it.
✅️ having an authentic nyc pizza at Sbarro (I'm a bit of a foodie)
✅️ setting myself on fire at the Times Square M&Ms store, screaming "your false chocolate idols will not save you from the inevitable collapse of capitalism"
✅️ going to a real new york BOw-DE-Ga where they still use sticker pricing guns
✅️ watching the sunset shift change from squirrels to rats from Central Perk
Can anyone suggest some actual ideas plz.
I'll accept joke / bit answers too but ask that you balance them with an actual idea. Bonus if they get me out of Midtown/ Lower East Side.
For reference i've been to the city a lot, and all the to-do lists are normie reddit tier terrible foodie rehash.
Accidentally get into a New Yorker’s way on the street and then smile and say “sorry” as you quickly move out of their way. New Yorkers get so mad when people are polite.
The museums are good, especially the Met and MoMA, but I’m sure whatever guides you’ve already read say that. Up by the Guggenheim museum in the upper east side there are some old mansions built by the gilded age robber barons (Rockefeller, Carnegie, etc), one or two of which you can wander around inside of. I think one of them you don’t even need to pay anything to get in, but I can’t remember which one.