China has a state sponsored program for touching grass, and now they have a state sponsored program for eating ass.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    I mean, the US does have a plan to address declining birthrates. We're going to implement a Forced Breeding Program of all genetically superior specimens in order to create a new master race that will rule the world for the next thousand years. We're just going to implement this program as part of a for-profit private enterprise administered by the folks at Match.com