A Donald Trump presidency might not spell the end of the non-existent American democracy, but it could spell doom for shitposting forum Hexbear.net.

Ever since Joel Biden took office as President of the United States of America, users of the notorious Right-Wing Communist forum "Hexbear" have rejoiced. Observed levels of Liberalism have increased one-hundred fold, leading to tons of tasty slop for the authoritarian piggies who browse the controversial subreddit. However, a Donald Trump Presidency could bring the good times to an end.

Studies have shown that under the rule of a Republican leader, American Liberals tend to oppose policies held by former Democratic Leaders, such as brutal border control, private health care scams, and racist police states. If American Liberals reverse course on their current support for President Joel Biden's Liberal policies under a potential Donald Trump presidency it could result in a united left-wing that could seriously damage the number of comments in the Hexbear News Megathread.

Under a Donalde Trumpe Presidency, American Liberals may reduce the number of blood-thirsty tweets they make on Elon Musk's Twitter (formerly X) platform. These posts are the life-blood of Hexbear's "Dunk Tank" forum, a gathering spot for users of the notorious platform who want to receive collective damage.

It's also expected that the number of astroturfed posts made by the Democratic Party that oppose left-wing positions will decrease, making the beloved neo-nazi website a more welcoming space for Hexbear's dying user-base. This could create a suction effect, draining the Far-Left Extremist site of its very few users, making it more difficult to spread violent Communist ideology.

Therefore, I believe it is in every Hexbear users best interest to "Rock The Vote" on election day and cast their ballot for President Joel Biden, insuring American Liberals remain as foul as ever in their continued support for President Joel Biden's ongoing genocide. Do it for the Slop.