secret third debate with trump and he just goes full dracula-flow on him

biden-remberspeech-side-l-1"Opps ate my dad, so fuck it now i'm eating the opps"speech-side-l-2

biden-remberspeech-side-l-1"i fuck that pussy like afghanistan, once i go in it takes two decades to pull me out"speech-side-l-2

biden-remberspeech-side-l-1"shooting up on the kamala ket like im senator fenterman"speech-side-l-2

  • shreddingitlater [he/him, comrade/them]
    ·
    6 months ago

    We're smoking them Washington whippets, those Scranton scuds, them Penny fennies.

    Dealer dropped the ball, I had to reschedule him to my number 2.

    Pussy hit so hard, I forgot who I was, musta been Joe Biden's wife again.

    • shreddingitlater [he/him, comrade/them]
      ·
      6 months ago

      Ain't drawing a clock, Chit, my time's almost up.

      Raytheon invoice hit the desk, got the pack thinking that's danger close. Ain't no one's zeroes gonna snap these bands, Chit.