and your banker friends too

  • MaoistLandlord [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    You guys don’t understand the pressures of being a student and a president

    • Yeat [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      So my dick was porn sized in middle school not yet fully the monster it is today and I got a boner in class and my teacher saw it when I stood up and her eyes got really big and pretended not to see it, so I went up and asked her a question and she wouldn’t look at me. Probably turned her into a pedo at the sight of it. Oh and my name is Emmanuel Macron.

      • Yeat [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        that copypasta has been sitting in my notes for 3+ years and i have no idea where it came from

        • ssjmarx [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I googled it and the top result is a random comment on FunnyJunk.