I have directly compared vaginas with a cis friend (don’t judge).

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But there’s no one “normal” kind of vulva and you’d expect a supposed feminist to understand that.

There is a single perfect Platoian Ideal of the Vulva that reflects the apotheosis of True Womanhood. All other vulvas are descended from this vulva in degraded and corrupted forms, until they are indistinguishable from the chaotic background radiation of the universe. Only by using tinctures derived from the Philosopher's Stone, might one perceive the exact dimensions and qualities of the Ideal Vulva. And this is why we have our most skilled alchemists working night and day to perfect it.