You could go to jail for USING a VPN to access those sites. It also allows the government to "regulate and shut down" any social media site with more than 1 million users. Meaning that all big social media networks would have to do whatever the government wants, since the govenment has a constant threat of banning their network at their fingertips.
When we hit 999,999 we can just open a new site to stay under the limit, like with FDIC insurance
Hexbear prize committee finding out that there will never be a 1,000,000th user :sicko-no:
At 999,999 we can just start purging. Open up some reaaaaaal stupid struggle sessions and go to town.
We will finally learn who the one true leftist is
Think quick: indoor or outdoor dogs? :xi-gun:
:stalin-stressed:
Indoor unless on leash, but gulag for anyone who has one but doesn't walk them enough.