We were both going to the same train. I started walking faster because the doors were about to shut and she started speeding up as well and kept looking over her shoulders rapidly as I caught up. It didn’t help that my entire outfit was black
Didn’t mean to scare you
I left the grocery behind this Prius. Then I turned left on the same street. Then I turned right onto the same, much smaller street. Then I turned into the same apartment complex. They went into a specific parking lot which just happened to be the one I was picking up my date from.
It made me want to go up to them, apologise, and say "I don't even want to murder you. Shit happens."
Edit: and reassure them that all the firewood in the back of my car isn't for cremating a body. It isn't.
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Look I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression but I haven't yet eaten a person.
Yet.
If you asked me if I've eaten a dead body, I would stare at you for a good minute thinking of the answer you want to hear and then say "nah, not really.". Because I haven't. The groceries and firewood in my car are for eating something else entirely.