today I committed criminal conversion against a corporate gas station hard today. so this is how it worked. I had a coupon for a free froster. I didn't want a froster, I wanted a very specific soda. I got a large froster cup and filled it with soda instead of froster fluid. the corporate shill at the maximum security cash register scanned my coupon and didn't even fact check my froster cup for froster fluids. Then I drank some raw nasty soda because the carbonation machine at this gas station was fucked up, probably 20% degraded. It seems to have this periodic quality decline until it's absolute shit for weeks then they fix it then it declines for weeks again. Also the temperature of the soda seemed kind of low, but at least it wasn't room temperature like my local McDonalds. I don't even bother stealing from them anymore.

unfortunately you can't read my previous escapades because corporate hexbear 1984's old posts/comments.