Yeah yeah I know you guys invented it but modern american peanut butter isn't even peanut butter. That shit just tastes like icing sugar holy shit. It's fine in something small and chocolatey like a reeses cup but I can't eat that shit in a sandwich without feeling sick.
It's supposed to be a savory spread of mashed peanuts in oil and salt, it's not fucking cake frosting
Americans see the shit on tv so that's what they buy. And it's true that the vast majority of American peanut butter is shit but you can buy simple peanut butter that's just peanuts and salt. I buy my local supermarket's store brand. And it's cheap too.
We don't see peanut butter on TV any more except for candies for Easter and Halloween. American Television is a non stop pharma commercial about how their products can cause severe alergic reactions, parasitic infections, tuberculosis, certain types of cancer, immunodeficiency, increase suicidal thoughts when it's marketed to prevent them, and sudden death. Also don't take if you're allergic, but the only way to find out is if you take them so 🤷
Americans just see cheap because they can't afford the more natural stuff.
You forgot anal leakage.