:large-adult-son: :baby-matt:
At least they'd get a lifetime supply of "born to grill" shirts
I’d start with the class interests which led to the creation of time zones and end with me crying in a ball trying to make ISO timestamps make sense to a toddler
The Bill Waterson universe bled into this one, the child will be named Calvin
...hadn't even considered that. ableist ass "holiday" i swear to god :bawllin-sad:
Who would win?
The United States Empire
Or
One Billion Matt Christmans, adult sons in every size
Damn, money really changes a motherfucker. Imagine having kids in this day and age. I can't.
They are gonna ironically name the kid Thurgood Marshall Jr or something
We need to make progressively smaller, blurrier versions of this emote
Atleast you have videos of your dad getting drunk as hell.
Should be fun
