so you want me to make an Emmett Till joke right now?

[yeah basically]

my mother... she was a real battle axe. And uh... she lynched me and then she sold my body parts for money. And I was telling my thera-

(laughing) first of all that's not funny

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asking me to do a joke about a lynching... why don't you say a nice thing about Alan Dershowitz huh?