What’s going to happen to my bones?
Edit: I was scared about the abstract potential of harm to my bones but you have already threatened them with very concrete scenarios so I am reconsidering
What’s going to happen to my bones?
Edit: I was scared about the abstract potential of harm to my bones but you have already threatened them with very concrete scenarios so I am reconsidering
Believe me, you'll be better off without them. When I joined this website I was still moderately calcified; today I'm a gelatinous ooze and I couldn't be happier!
Listen, I am reasonably confident about many things in my life. Whether or not I could live without them. What it would mean to lose them. My bones are not one of these things. Fool me once, you know?
That's what I thought at first too, but you'd never believe how convenient it is to be able to ooze through the cracks around a door instead of opening it.