What’s going to happen to my bones?
Edit: I was scared about the abstract potential of harm to my bones but you have already threatened them with very concrete scenarios so I am reconsidering
Believe me, you'll be better off without them. When I joined this website I was still moderately calcified; today I'm a gelatinous ooze and I couldn't be happier!
Listen, I am reasonably confident about many things in my life. Whether or not I could live without them. What it would mean to lose them. My bones are not one of these things. Fool me once, you know?
That's what I thought at first too, but you'd never believe how convenient it is to be able to ooze through the cracks around a door instead of opening it.
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The thought of my bones in the stomach of a bear. The bear could do anything with them!
Listen if you don't want them I can take them off your hands. You wouldn't believe how useful it is to have a few extra limbs
they'll become dust along with everything else, sooner or later anyway
I hear maceration is nice this time of year, but it's not my jam
If you think I’m going back in that water for another 500 years you’re dead wrong.
I don't know about you but this is what happened to mine :gigachad-hd:
My bones are drenched and tiny. I am fully capable of forging armor and weapons, though.
