The American dream is to struggle to eat for 30 years then be a parasite to your fellow man.

    • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Also is there a way to say "If you ever run into some sort of issue with the utilities, feel free to stop by my place for a hot shower" without sounding like you're trying to have shower sex with them?

  • bobdolesflaccidunit [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Well at least you’ll have hating the owner of the house next door in common with your new neighbors.

  • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Fucking landlords. The landlord will probably neglect the property because theyre scumbags, and the tenants won't care cause they don't own the house. People give a shit when they have ownership. Also the #1 way to accumulate wealth, for most people, is home ownership. My grandma died and the only thing she had of value was her condo.

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    damn it sure would be a shame if something happened to his investment before someone started living there

  • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Whoever ends up living there try to be cool to them. Be good neighbor. Make them commies like us. Radicalize them but be cool about it. :comrade-doggo: