I had to explain the concept of access journalism to a friend the other day after the latest Apple event.
The response was “well how are they supposed to get those interviews?”
Honestly the most fun to be had on the old subreddit was dunking on chuds who came in trying to cause shit, and having honest discussions with libs who were trying to reconcile with their cognitive dissonance.
Who the hell is grinding karma? Like who gives a fuck?
If you have an account with more than like 2000 karma you’re just a loser
Another hot take: Modern Bethesda is incapable of making good video games.
(I also would prefer it to be good tho)
As much as I don’t like this version of it I also think prisoners should be allowed to run for and become president.
:rat-salute-2:
I hope it’s just a dossier full of times we demanded a chud to post hog and every use of :PIGPOOPBALLS: provided to the white house by our NSA handlers.
“This website, it’s full of awful people. You wouldn’t believe the types of people who use this website. People like Antifa, Trans People, Owls. Folks it’s terrifying.
These people they harass anyone, just for asking questions. They say “hey let me see your you-know-what!” I was talking, just talking on there, and 50 of these people you know what they did? They replied with a little picture of a pig. And you know what it was doing? Well I’m not going to tell you what he was doing. But believe me it was awful!”
Did we just become best friends?
Yes. Some of our favorite phrases to upvote are:
“Let that sink in.”
“This.”
“You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.”
“Thank you kind stranger.”
“STORY TIME!”
“I hope Hillary runs again.”
Not her fault nerds be out there not knowing how to pirate shit.
Andor: :powercry-2: I’m a big baby the Empire can torture and kill all my friends and family I’m gonna run away.
Brasso: :gigachad-hd: Fuck the Empire.
Whatever society emerges from the ashes after our inevitable destruction will use this as “Exhibit A: Extreme excess and the carelessness it creates.”
I was very much a “PoE is too complicated” person and wrote it off for years. It is now my favorite game and I can’t see myself playing Diablo because it just seems so shallow in comparison.
It also cops so much from D2 and LoD the first time I played through the campaign it was hitting all those nostalgia buttons. Moreso than D3 ever did.
Do the Dixie Chicks count?
I spent 3 days meticulously gathering mods, updates, and tweaks for BotW on CEMU. Then another day adjusting rom and emulator settings. I played it for half an hour after I decided maybe full dark night time and no fast travel weren’t actually a good idea.
LIKE DIAMONDS, BLOOD DIAMONDS
THE MINERS DROWNING IN THE FLOOOOOD
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
GROIMEY DON’T GOOOO
I have signed up to receive one with the intention of hacking it.
I want Biden to stroke out, somehow the libs put Trump in prison. Hilary runs thinking it will be a layup running against a criminal, and loses again to Trump.
This is what I’m hoping for.
Honestly I was so confused when I needed to buy my first car. I assumed people still go to malls and box stores when Amazon is a thing, this must be like that. Then found out I couldn’t buy anything online. Used, new, it didn’t matter. I’m still mad about it.