"The United States is also a one-party state, but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them." - Julius Nyerere, First President of Tanzania

"The Amerikkkan uniparty dictatorship of the bourgeoisie is like a unibrow which has been carefully waxed in the middle by capital to keep up the appearances of being two independent eyebrows, for the purposes of kayfabe." - Tachanka, some loser on Hexbear dot net