looking at the account's history I'm pretty certain its a long-game bit but satire is dead and buried in a ditch somewhere and americans really do think like this

og tweet and juniper's tweet i stole this from

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I don't see how they bungled the conclusion. Everybody fucking hates his guts at the end. His own son spits on his offer of money and tells him to die. Even Jesse rejects his attempt at cathartic martyrdom and tells him to do it himself. He dies alone, in a pool of his own blood, taking solace in his vengeance because it's the only fucking thing he has left.