List of things I liked about Mike:

1. No fancy smancy orbs. Rocks, gravel. Kick em, chuck em, everyone has access to rocks.

2. Let some r/cth/ teenagers grift, didn't give a shit that they used his name to Weekend At Bernie's some socialist-lite nonsense.

3. Gravel posting on Twitter really pissed off some Warren boomer who spent pages telling me how Mike had stolen $10k from him in the 80s in some sort of land development scheme for a resort. Telling the dude I didn't care and thought it was funny made him post about it for weeks, which I also thought was funny.

4. Died too irrelevant and soon to be cancelled.

5. Absolute disdain for the Democrats, wanted to kick Joe Biden's ass during that 2008 debate.