I’ve been on this website since its creation. I’ve seen many people come and go. SorosFootSoldier, Kanna, CDommunist, BlackMoldFutures…..so many comrades, brothers and sisters, cis and trans, humans and birds and shit. The passage of time has formed a kaleidoscope of beautiful memories and relationships that brings about hope and solidarity in the hearts and minds of the limited, completely useless Western Left.

I’ve had deep, personal conversations with many of you. I know your darkest secrets. So I’ll just go ahead share an observation I’ve made of everyone on this site: NONE OF YA’LL KNOWS HOW TO SUCK DICK.

You absolute fucking undisciplined losers. Sucking dick is an art and a science, a form of expression that’s withstood all the great fads throughout the course of history. And you’re telling me none of you have, let alone mastered it, even reached a passable level of proficiency at sucking dick? What would you say you do…like, why are you here? You just twiddle your thumbs, hoping the revolution is going to magically happen?

Why am I even trying with this sad lot? :picard: No skills, no talent, no desire, no pashun. My dog sucks better cock than all of you put together….he’s literally blind.

YOU HAVE NO SHAME HUH?

Just go…go do your memes and talk about Hegel and Marx and blah blah blah but when it comes to penis you fucks just disappear.

Let’s not even get into eating ass and pussy, because I’m sure you fucking pumpkin spiced cum drinking inbreds fucking shit your pants at the sight of a crotch.