I’ve been on this website since its creation. I’ve seen many people come and go. SorosFootSoldier, Kanna, CDommunist, BlackMoldFutures…..so many comrades, brothers and sisters, cis and trans, humans and birds and shit. The passage of time has formed a kaleidoscope of beautiful memories and relationships that brings about hope and solidarity in the hearts and minds of the limited, completely useless Western Left.
I’ve had deep, personal conversations with many of you. I know your darkest secrets. So I’ll just go ahead share an observation I’ve made of everyone on this site: NONE OF YA’LL KNOWS HOW TO SUCK DICK.
You absolute fucking undisciplined losers. Sucking dick is an art and a science, a form of expression that’s withstood all the great fads throughout the course of history. And you’re telling me none of you have, let alone mastered it, even reached a passable level of proficiency at sucking dick? What would you say you do…like, why are you here? You just twiddle your thumbs, hoping the revolution is going to magically happen?
Why am I even trying with this sad lot? :picard: No skills, no talent, no desire, no pashun. My dog sucks better cock than all of you put together….he’s literally blind.
YOU HAVE NO SHAME HUH?
Just go…go do your memes and talk about Hegel and Marx and blah blah blah but when it comes to penis you fucks just disappear.
Let’s not even get into eating ass and pussy, because I’m sure you fucking pumpkin spiced cum drinking inbreds fucking shit your pants at the sight of a crotch.
Smh maybe instead of shaming people for not knowing how to suck dick, you could try sharing resources and theory for our orally-challenged comrades :rage-cry:
16 cums and whadda get? Another day fisting and deeper and wet.
Hegel
oh I've heard of this, that's like kegels for the brain?
If dick sucking is theory and getting your dick sucked is praxis, let's just say I'm a bad leftist all around
sigh FINE, if I have to judge another contest, I GUESS I can.
You got no talent, ya FLAT. I've trained classically, I've trained contemporaneously. I walked Heather Harmon out on stage in 2000, who the hell are you?
you're hands are rough, like you've never lubed a cock in your life. Me? From the tip of my tongue to the bottom of my throat is a permanent cum stain.
What an oddly specific thing to reference. We need a trumpet guy emote.
Wait a minute...
That's exactly what you want isn't it!
Well, two can play that game
Put your cock in my mouth!
i don't have many skills, but sucking dick is definitely one of them
My friend with a dog fursona sucks better cock than all of you put together….he’s literally blind.
I don't appreciate this ablest attack on blind people, you don't need eyes to scratch that itch in the back of your throat
Deep Throat reference from a relevant username.
I'll allow it. Any further and the :volcel-vanguard: will need to be called though.
