Michelle Tandler on Twitter
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Imagine this scenario: It's 12:30am and your dog woke you up because it needs to go to the bathroom. You walk outside and sleepily shuffle down the street in your slippers. Suddenly you spot a man, half naked with a comforter draped over him, stumbling out of the park…— Michelle Tandler (@michelletandler) April 9, 2023

just an absolute insane screed, starting with her crying about having to see homeless people (note that absolutely nothing happened to her in each of these 'incidents'), leading to her calling for armed vigilante gangs of 'real men' to publicly hang the homeless. what a fucking ride.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    "The other night at 4am we came across someone violently hacking away at a grassy area on my block with a shovel. He was stealing the grass, scooping up the contents into grocery bags. "

    I'm howling in laughter at this phrasing. The man was stealing the grass. Someone stop this lunatic, soon we'll have no grass left.

    Rich white people from San Francisco are the weirdest people on earth.

    • LeninsBeard [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      You don't understand! He was violently hacking away at that poor, innocent dirt!

    • buh [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      The lunatics are on stealing the grass

    • UlyssesT
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      2 months ago

      deleted by creator

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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        2 years ago

        Indeed, it is literally impossible for someone to walk into the car tunnel, because as we all know, pedestrians and poor people are magically repelled by LED lights.