Dalle mini (old) prompt: Boeing 747 helicopter flown by George W Bush cartoon style
Boeing for sure. If I die in a Boeing plane crash caused by a mechanical failure, the talking heads will at least be like "oh wow planes aren't supposed to do that"
But a helicopter? "Hmm yeah helicopters do that sometimes"
get in a boeing helicopter, the boeingness and the helicopterity cancel each other out
I can confirm that they do not https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Boeing_V-22_Osprey
"yes I will go on the vehicle that has a part called the 'Jesus nut' so named because if it fails prayer is the only thing you can do"
Flying Boeing commercial is still safer than driving a car.
Helicopters? Not so much.
I mean
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accidents_and_incidents_involving_the_V-22_Osprey