I was watching a video a while ago with Seagal accepting an award in Japan. I thought it was gonna be funny and he'd stumble his way through but then he breaks out perfectly fluent Japanese and he even speaks with a slight Kansai accent. I guess he can do one thing well.
Seagal was married to an Aikido instructor back in the 80's. His oldest daughter is also a model and actress in Japan, she did some kaiju and romantic movies.
Wow that master must have been a real piece of shit to get reincarnated into an even bigger pos.
Would be deeply funny for Steven Seagal to be the interim Dalai Lama
you know what's even funnier? the reincarnation of seagal is gonna be the 16th dalai lama
'Ma. MA! I want money to watch Enter The Dragon in the cinema!'
'...but we have Enter The Dragon at home.'
mfw i snatch every motherfuckin birthday from an illiterate serf
