Unless it’s a service animal, I don’t like when dogs are in public buildings. Tired of trying to buy food at the grocery store but having to dodge dogs and avoid stepping over their leashes. This anger is mostly directed at their owners as I’m skittish around dogs I don’t know.

  • MerryChristmas [any]
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    2 years ago

    Hats that say things like "women love me, fish fear me" are legitimately super funny.

    • CA0311 [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Like 8 years ago a young woman came into the restaurant I was working at with a hat on that said

      BLACK OUT WITH YOUR RACK OUT

      I still think about that hat all the time.

      • pooh [she/her, love/loves]
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        2 years ago

        That reminds me of that boomer hat from Dumb and Dumber that says, “WINE ‘EM, DINE ‘EM, SIXTY-NINE ‘EM”.

        • UlyssesT
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          2 months ago

          deleted by creator

    • CommieElon [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      “I love Monday’s, no more nagging wife”

      Picture of Garfield in a hard hat. A friend of mine ironically adopted boomer humor but he said boomers are the funniest people alive. There’s some boomer humor I love.

    • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      These hats were a huge ongoing joke in the fan community for an epic fantasy webcomic I'm into called Kill Six Billion Demons.